TheMisterStupid

TL;DR: Car engine broke, offering discounts on emergency commissions to help pay for it. Long version: So my 20-year-old work-horse of a car had its timing belt break the other day, which was bad enough, but because it happened while I was driving on the freeway it damaged some of the other engine components on the way out. It's going to be at LEAST $3,500 to get me moving again- Mechanic's not sure yet whether it'll be cheaper to repair the engine or replace it entirely- and this was AFTER being extorted for ransom when my Discord got hacked, as mentioned below: https://www.deviantart.com/thesoylentorange/journal/I-VE-BEEN-HACKED-1035942759 So since I've been robbed and then hit with a gigantic bill, I'm going to run some discounts on my services in the hopes of enticing some clients for some badly-needed money. I am still open for regular writing commissions, but those will remain at the 2024 rate of five cents a word, since they're the most time-consuming and the reason I'm